News: De-Pantsed! Nasty Contraband Seized By Airport Security (Yes, Those Are Pigeons)

De-Pantsed! Nasty Contraband Seized By Airport Security (Yes, Those Are Pigeons)

From Boing Boing, a highly amusing photo gallery of illegal goods seized by airport customs officials in Australia. Some are fairly typical, but others really make you wonder... Yes, I'm most definitely talking about the tropical fish skirt lady.

Mr. Potatohead filled with 293 grams of ecstasy (Sydney, Australia).
51 live tropical fish hidden in a specially designed, hidden apron (Singapore to Melbourne).
50 bottles containing illegal liquid steroids hidden inside fake sex lube bottles (Australia).
Two live pigeons stuffed into a man's tights, along with two bird eggs, plant seeds and undeclared samples of eggplant (Dubai to Melbourne).
Two adult and two baby southern leaf tail geckos hidden in a hollowed out book (Australia).
A wooden door containing about 5 kg (11 pounds) of cocaine (Mexico to Australia).
Two statues made of ephedrine, a drug used to make speed or methamphetamine (Australia).

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Although I don't condone any of their actions... you really do have to give it to them for being clever... my personal favorite was the sex lube steroid cover up... :D

That is just hilarious.... pigeons in pants xD

who the #$%@ would need 11 pounds of cocaine

sajad - a cocaine dealer might be able to find a use for it

I thought the statues were very in genius. Done before but still look at it!

why would someone smuggle a pigeon ! ?

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