How To: Lead a double life

Whether you want to juggle two wives or keep you alter ego separate from your day job, here are the precautions you must take. Learn how to lead a double life.

You Will Need:

* A second name
* A daily planner
* A second phone line
* A P.O. box
* A good memory
* An escape plan
* A checklist

FACT: Self-described "gray, bald, fat, old" British car salesman Melvyn Reed was successfully juggling three wives when he awakened in a hospital room after heart surgery to find all three women ready to kill him.