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How to Lead a double life

Feb 26, 2009 06:36 PM

Whether you want to juggle two wives or keep you alter ego separate from your day job, here are the precautions you must take. Learn how to lead a double life.

You Will Need:

* A second name

* A daily planner

* A second phone line

* A P.O. box

* A good memory

* An escape plan

* A checklist

FACT: Self-described "gray, bald, fat, old" British car salesman Melvyn Reed was successfully juggling three wives when he awakened in a hospital room after heart surgery to find all three women ready to kill him.

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